10) Ashley Cole (down) Typical. The least liked player prior to John Terry goes and does his ankle, might miss the World Cup, and leaves the door open for a reunion between Captain Caveman and Wayne Bridge. Hallucinogenic Emmerdale scriptwriters could not make this up. Cole is only a full back, the least important job in any football team after the, er, captain, but his loss further reduces England's chances of being above average. 9) Lynx (up) One of the highlights of the Winter Olympics so far...
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